And now for something completely different…
Barack Obama at the Al Smith Dinner in New York last night:
“I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jorel to save the planet Earth… Many of you know that I got my name from my father. “Barack” is Swahili for “That one.” I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn’t realize I would run for president.”
John McCain also also got his chance here.
